RE: the 'crab post' comments

HIRING FULL TIME CRAB PEELER , $5 A YEAR . LOL

okay this weird freaky thing that happened in the car w/ me, mummeh and sister [:

after funfair on way to sports sch
meimei: we learned some hip hop moves
mum: oh really! teach me some hip hop moves and i'll teach you some jazz moves ! then you can shake your booty ! -sings- shake your booty, shake your booty

how awfully creepy right ? imagine her actually doing it .. ? apparently my sister had been through the traumatic experience d; WAHAHAHA .

sorry mum . no offence intended

x3michelle .

stop asking me to blog .

f5 .
i love you;
if that's okay with you [:

today when my parents came back from sending my brother back to school, my mum walked up the stairs and the first thing she said was
GO BATHE
to my sister .
then my sister went hysterical cos she'd already bathed .
and i burst out laughing cos it was too funny
me: MUM SHE'S ALREADY BATHED
mum: i know
me: IT'S SO FUNNY. IT'S LIKE A NATURAL INSTINCT TO TELL HER TO BATHE WHEN YOU FIRST SEE HER. HAHAHAHAHAHAA
mum: *laughs hard-enters room*

LOL LA ! SO PRICELESS CAN .
i love you;
if that's okay with you [:

today at lunch we ate with my grandparents, family without mum and 3 of grandpaa's friends . one of them was like . SUPER CUTE LA . when the steamed fish came he plucked off the head, scooped the eye out and ate it after announcing it to all of us . then he ate the other one after offering it to us ( with the sole intention of freaking us out . ) when he finished eating both eyes, he went on to eat the fish lip . like . omgwtfbbq . the fish LIP . then he said it's cuz the thai people are so poor they have to eat all parts of the fish . ( he's angmo but lives in thailand )

then the suckling pig came . my granddad ate an ear and the tail while the fish dude ate the other ear and the ... nose . we asked him what the fish eye tasted like, then he said dog eye . then we asked him what a dog eye tasted like and he said fish eye . CIRCULAR REASONING . anyway, when we asked him what the ear tasted like, he told us it tasted like . erm . something sick but i can't remember . anyway .

DID I EVER MENTION HOW MUCH OF A CLEAN-FREAK I AM ?

TODAY I TRIED TO PEEL A CRAB . or de-shell it anyway . so i took a claw ( the easiest thing to peel ) and plonked it on my plate . after touching the chilli-sauce-coated claw, i went to wipe my hands with the wet tissue . then i tried to peel off the already-cracked section of the shell . but to no avail . so i tried harder . but it didn't work . i didn't really force it like hell cuz i was wearing some white shirt . soo . then i tried to use the nutcracker to someone remove it . DIDN'T WORK . so after all that i'd wiped my hands about 10 times already . my wet tissue was like ORLENGG . orange .

SO ! i took my CHOPSTICKS, STUCK ONE IN THE CRACK AND USED THE OTHER ONE AS A LEVER TO ATTEMPT TO PRY IT OUT . IT WAS SO HILARIOUS . IN THE END I ASKED MY DAD TO PEEL FOR ME . LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

a t0uhtarhhleyyhe unforgettable experience [:

woo !
x3michelle

FROM NOW ON KNOWN AS :
herPINKESTY
i love you;
if that's okay with you [:

1. The person who tagged you is:

gii

2. Your relationship with him/her:

MYY HUNNEYY ? LOL . giipeckkss ! x3

3. Your 5 impressions with him/her:

hardworking, hardworking, hardworking, caring, self-amusing

4. The most memorable thing that he/she had done for you:

make me so iso ( scowl )

5. The most memorable words that he/she had said to you:

ehh i honestly can't remember, she just talks too much . *ramble* LOL

6. If he/she will become your lover, you will:

suffer a heart attack, get sent to the hospital and die

7. If he/she become your lover, things he/she will have to improve on will be:

go through a sex change . rofl

8. If he/she become your enemy, you will:

be terrified . one more over-hardworking person against i . LOL . and she's too smart ! outsmart me . booo ~ *jeer*

9. If he/she become your enemy, the reason being will be:

P&C BUT IT'S REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HILARIOUS . OKAY . IF I MATCHMAKE HER WITH MY BEST FRIEND . HAHAHAHA

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is:

err .. get a good grade for iso ? rofl

11. Your overall impression of him/her is:

waaaaaaaay too hardworking ( sorry gii ;x )

12. How do you think people around you feel about you:

auhhsuhhhme . [; gracefung's ego-ness has rubbed off on me . o0o0olalahh

13. The character you love of yourself is:

i am simplehhh auhhsuhhhhmeee . LOL ! i'm SWEEEEEET ( barf ) caring kind GENTLEE ( barf ) nice ( :D ) SMART ( barf ) and i cheer everyone up ! really easily . sometimes without wanting to . ( ._.' )

14. On the contrary, the character you hate of yourself is:

i am fat .

fat

fat

fat

fat

15. The most ideal person you want to be:

not fat . smart . RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH . AND A GREAT FRIEND [:

16. Pass this quiz to 10 people:

(1)grace

(2)clare

(3)jess

(4)manda

(5)MEIMEI

(6)shaynee

(7)shella

(8)celinemok LOL

(9)sherri[:

(10)anyone else who wishes to do it and put the blame on me ( SCAPEGOAT ! )

17. Who is 6 having relationship with?

ERRRR LOL READ Qn1 LOL

18. Is no.9 a male or a female?

female, i think .

19. If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?

shella and anyone else ? i guess it's plausible .

20. How about no.8 and 5?

celine and my sister ? that's highly amusing .

21. What is no.2 studying about?

how to lose weight while consuming 200000 calories in a day ? history ? iunno .

22. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?

a few hours ago when she was in my house

23. What kind of music band does no.8 like?

well, how'd i know . talking to her scares me to death . HEHHH

24. Does no.1 have any siblings?

yep, an older sister and a younger brother, JUST LIKE ME

25. Will you woo no.3?

i'm already with her [;

26. Is no.4 single?

on the surface, but i doubt ( amandevil = sneaky ! )

27. What's the surname of no.5?

hwang ? lol ? mine ? lol

28. What's the hobby of no.4?

being tall and not letting anyone forget it, getting 100% for maths and not letting anyone forget it and being evil . not letting anyone forget it . :D

29. Do no.5 and no.9 get along well?

sherri and moi meimei .. i guess so .

30. Where is no.2 studying at?

how'd i know ?! home ? i'm not a professional stalker

31. Say something about no.1?

GRACE . known her since i was 4 . tragedy ._.' aka GRACIE [: LOL . reinforced by nicole chee not long ago .. erm . synchro freak, spends half her life in ballet studios ... and is really mean to me . but i forgive her and i luhhvveee her anyway [:

32. Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?

HOLY SHIT OMGWTFBBQ

33. Where does no.9 live at?

am i supposed to disclose tis kinda information ? anw, at a condo near sch [:

34. What colour(s) do(es) no.4 like(s)?

you'd never know, i'd never know . maybe blue ?

35. Are no. 5 and 1 best friends?

well noooo, but 5's sister is 1's best friend [: one of them anyway . HHEHEHEHE

36. Does no.7 like no.2?

no clue . don't think they know each other well ;o

37. How did you get to know no.2?

CLARE ! school . i hated her in p3 LOL she stole moi GRACIEE . HAHAHA . but in sec1 we became besties ! :D

38. Does no.1 have any pets?

maybe herself . LOL or some fish that's hidden .....

39. Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?

HOLEHH SHYTT LOL

STUPID QUIZ ROFL ;x

i love you;
if that's okay with you [:

screw VeohTV BETA . IT SUCKS . WHY CANT THEY JUST SDFHS:KDFBS:DFB LEAVE IT LIKE IT WAS . -.- wth . now must install what nonsense . so freaking user-UNfriendly

sianzepua .

audi ! screw american audi . after taking like a day to download the thing and install it, it hangs JUST BEFORE THE BLOODY LOGIN PAGE . darnit . then i read at the top of the patcher thingy .

*Note- only available to North American users, North American IPs only .

screw la -.- why some of moi frens can play de ]: so unfair .

*cryyness*

OH YES YESTERDAY I WENT TO CLARE'S HOUSE ! maddy, manda, grace, roxy and me ! I LUHHVV FLOOOFIIE ! [: clare's doggie . SO CUTE ! iT LOOKS LIKE SOME WALKING PILLOW ! then it'll FLOP ONTO THE FLOOR . i LOOOVEEEEEEEEE FLOOFIIE ! [: but floofie doesn't like me . ]: i dont know why . floofie likes amanda .

hmph .

amanda stole my floofie .
i love you;
if that's okay with you [:

EXAMS ARE OVER ! I'M OFFICIALLY SUFFERING FROM POST-EXAM STRESS

TODO;
1. WATCH ALL CHENEY'S ANIME ( omgwtfbbq ? ._. )
2. TRAINING ! ( i've totally forgotten to bowl . today i had training . i almost died HEHEHE )
3. PLAY AUDI
4. PLAY OTHER ONLINE GAMES
5. GO OUT
6. SOCIALISE ( LOL !!! )

and other stuff . oh man .

it's so stressful ! HAHAHA .

gl to everyone who hasn't finished exams (:

HI CHENEY . GL FOR O'S . HEHEHEHEHE . I'VE FINISHED MY EXAMS ALR . LALALALALA .

weeeeeeee . i'm free ! trallalalas .

today at dinner time i proclaimed that i wasn't going to obs

1. dirty
2. dirty
3. unhygienic
4. bugs
5. ulu ulu place no where near civilisation
6. gross
7. muddy
8. wet
9. grass
10. dirt
11. refuse to bathe ( and it's like 3-4-5 days ? i'm not going )

and they didn't let me not go . then i started threatening them . at first it was like . I PUT MY FOOT DOWN, I AM NOT GOING TO OBS . HATE CAMP .
it didn't work .
PLAN B .
I'M GOING TO FALL SICK . EAT SOMETHING AND GET FOOD POISONING .
it didn't work .
PLAN C .
I AM GOING TO THE HOSPITAL AND GET SOME DISEASE .

( along the way, this is part of th conver about th hospital bit )
meimei: but you don't even KNOW which BUS to take there .. ( note the bus )
me: I CAN CALL A CAB IN RIGHT ?
dad: typical urban teenager .
mum: that's why she isn't in sports school ...

honestly why does everyone associate sports school with like . independance or something . can't you be a spoilt brat and still go there ? LOLLL . well you'd have to be a FIT spoilt brat . trallalalas .

END .
love taxis .

x3michelle
LOL
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if that's okay with you [:

2 MORE PAPERS

LIT

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CHINESE

MY LIFE IS ALLLLLLLLMOST BEGINNING ~

x33 woohoo ~!

RELINKED ALL (:

THANKS EVERYONE FOR TAGGING :D even though my blog's positively dead now o_o
i love you;
if that's okay with you [:

HISTORY IS OFFICIALLY

HISTORY

HOOORAY !!!!!!!!

i suddenly don't feel like studying EVER again . ^^ ~
i love you;
if that's okay with you [:

we were hysterical during dinner .
it was sooo amusing .
issue no1 : my sister's sanity
issue no2 : the problem between my grandparents
issue no3 : praise the brains or the effort
issue no4 : from boyfriends to husbands - who to choose, who not to ?
issue no5 : my sister's laughter and guiness world records
issue no6 : doctors, surgeons, money and blood
issue no7 : what 1 did after psle, what 2 did after psle, what 3 is doing during psle

well that's basically the gist of it .

issue no3
dad to meimei : are you really smart?
me : no
dad to meimei : maybe we should praise the effort, not the brains
me : well ! you have to praise MY brains because i didn't put in ANY effort !
dad : sigh .

issue no7 :
mum : after psle, no1 always went bowling . after psle, no2 just kept SLEEPING. in the midst of psle, no3 is just playing counterstrike
me : no, it's gunz .

and throughout the experience, everyone kept trying to make my sister burst into hysterical laughter . again . while she was shaking her legs vigorously .

my grandmother opened the otak . then it dropped onto the table . my dad said it's like a fish ! then my grandmother picked it up and eating it like . some sandwich . seriously, i need half a plate of rice, a whole lot of protein, gravy and a JUG of water . alright, not a jug . to finish one piece of otak .

and she claims she has gastric .

pfft .

well, off to my 2nd bath(: ciao !

goodluck for EOY's everyone ! (:
x3michelle
i love you;
if that's okay with you [:

about yesterday's threat ...
my maid actually went to get the ingredients and made it .

but it looked like chicken pie .
fake quiche .
i forgive her anyway !~
it tasted go0o0o0od .
apart from the hard crust and all .

dangit, i scrwed up chinese compo . ugh !
why are my situational's always almost as long as my free writing . ugh ~!!!

for chinese AND english ! gross . gross .

oppsehhs mummehh homee =pp

KIMIIE IS COMING TO SINGAPORE
and while she's here
i'll be in bintan .
with sports schlers .

:O I WANT TO SEE KIMIIE !
I MISS KIMIIE !
kimiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :\
she loves my cow more than me .

*sad*
michelle +.=
i love you;
if that's okay with you [:

walking around in the neighbourhood with mum

mum: we almost bought that house, but it was too small
me: hmm .. the way they did it looks nice .. but it is small .
mum: *nod*
-cont. walking-
mum: isn't that house nice ? *points*
me: yup . but it's small . so weird .. semi-d's build until like that ... * trails off *
mum: it isn't a semi-d . it's a bungalow
me: no it's a semi-d . it's so small .
mum: NO !! IT'S A BUNGALOW . LOOK, IT ISN'T ATTACHED ON ANY SIDES !
me: * looks closer * oh i see . it is a bungalow . small bungalow ...
-2mins later-
me: i'm a spoilt brat
mum: *nods*

hello out there !
if you're a male and you're uber rich and if you like GLASS HOUSES with DOUBLE-STOREYED BEDROOMS .

PLEASE FIND ME . THANK YOU .

x3michelle .
LOL .
thespoiltbrat.
i love you;
if that's okay with you [:

LA1
GEOG
CHI1
LA2
HISTORY
BIO
PHYSICS
MATHS1
MATHS2
LA3
CHI2

GEOG AND ENG COMPO ARE OVER ! i'm so satisfied with my compo(: totally disgusted with my geog . ugh . what i DID study wasn't of much use ? sigh ): i feel so sad . i wasted all that space on useless, stupid, irrelevant information . ugh . disgusted .

when i wrote the last paragraph ( 3 sentences [ 2word,2word. 3word. 3word ] ) i ALMOST started crying . when we were going down for recess, we ( clare,grace,bea,me ) started discussing our essays . apparantly everyone who chose 4 ( i sth sth show her my gratitude ) killed some character . i killed my best friend, sabreena . lol .

but anyway . clare's was like SO SAD . it's like he ( character ) neglected his mother blahblah even though she sacrificed so much to send him to school . he refused to see her or something . then he finally regretted it after she died or something ? can't remember . anyway . then i started crying ): SO TOUCHING LA . we (2t) should totally become authoresses . HAHAHA

i threatened my maid today .
i said if she didn't make me quiche tomorrow, i won't go to school .

LOL :D then my maid asked my grandfather to go buy the ingredients .
then my grandfather was like . don't ask me, i want to sleep . go across the road .. .. petrol station buy la .
maid grumbles .

haha(: nothing else .

can't wait for the end of exams ! go everyone ! ^^

thunder .

your voice;
is the soundtrack of my summer
did you know you're unlike any other
you'll always be my thunder
&i said
your eyes are the brightest of all the colours
i don't ever wanna love another
you'll always be my thunder
so bring on the rain
&bring on the thunder
i love you;
if that's okay with you [:

quote - 'the thought of wielding a 6 foot long sword excites me' - unquote - my meimei .

REF R&J
'give me my long sword, ho!'

HAHAHAA .

i'm a pervert .

SHERRI !

it's your fault .
i love you;
if that's okay with you [: