Sunday, October 21, 2007
today at lunch we ate with my grandparents, family without mum and 3 of grandpaa's friends . one of them was like . SUPER CUTE LA . when the steamed fish came he plucked off the head, scooped the eye out and ate it after announcing it to all of us . then he ate the other one after offering it to us ( with the sole intention of freaking us out . ) when he finished eating both eyes, he went on to eat the fish lip . like . omgwtfbbq . the fish LIP . then he said it's cuz the thai people are so poor they have to eat all parts of the fish . ( he's angmo but lives in thailand )
then the suckling pig came . my granddad ate an ear and the tail while the fish dude ate the other ear and the ... nose . we asked him what the fish eye tasted like, then he said dog eye . then we asked him what a dog eye tasted like and he said fish eye . CIRCULAR REASONING . anyway, when we asked him what the ear tasted like, he told us it tasted like . erm . something sick but i can't remember . anyway .
DID I EVER MENTION HOW MUCH OF A CLEAN-FREAK I AM ?
TODAY I TRIED TO PEEL A CRAB . or de-shell it anyway . so i took a claw ( the easiest thing to peel ) and plonked it on my plate . after touching the chilli-sauce-coated claw, i went to wipe my hands with the wet tissue . then i tried to peel off the already-cracked section of the shell . but to no avail . so i tried harder . but it didn't work . i didn't really force it like hell cuz i was wearing some white shirt . soo . then i tried to use the nutcracker to someone remove it . DIDN'T WORK . so after all that i'd wiped my hands about 10 times already . my wet tissue was like ORLENGG . orange .
SO ! i took my CHOPSTICKS, STUCK ONE IN THE CRACK AND USED THE OTHER ONE AS A LEVER TO ATTEMPT TO PRY IT OUT . IT WAS SO HILARIOUS . IN THE END I ASKED MY DAD TO PEEL FOR ME . LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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